Seth Rogen and Amy Schumer are the same person just one has a dick and the other a highly glorified vagina. It’s like how Elon Musk says we may all be living in a simulation. This is exhibit A. They have been appearing in these Bud Light ads together which is odd because it used to be marketed toward the health conscious. While chubby, Rogen and Schumer may be seen as thin when it comes to the cheap domestic beer alcoholic crowd. They’re trying to tap Chris Christie for Bud Regular. The newest commercial features the pair at a gay wedding as Bud Light proclaims they:
“Proudly supports everyone’s right to marry whoever they want.”
This changes everything. And not a minute too soon. Gay marriage was legalized a year ago. After some careful risk analysis the Budweiser conglomerate has decided their angry alcoholic redneck base is finally ready to handle it. They’re changing their name to America and are owned by a foreign company. This whole thing reeks of authenticity. Now that you’ve persuaded your consumers to stop lynching queers, how do you feel about this obesity epidemic?
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