Seth Rogen Direct Messages Donald Trump Jr.

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a non-Hollywood insider, Seth Rogen’s appeal has always eluded me. I see a gross fat turd who I wouldn’t drink from a water fountain after and who doesn’t say funny things as much as he just moans about everyday grievances like a bitch, but I must just be missing that magic. Rogen just recently got a hot tip that Donald Trump is a pervy old man, and decided to have some fun by direct messaging Donald Trump Jr. on Twitter. I’m sure Rogen thinks of the result as pithy satire. I’m just impressed an iPhone responds to his bloated fingers. 

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Hollywood Comes to the Rescue of Leggings Girls

March 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You knew it would it would take some extraordinary turn of events to rip palatial living Twitter warriors away from their laser beams of 140 character anti-Trump truth. Done. 

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Bud Lights Pulls Out of Schumer

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bud Light is prematurely ending their Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen ‘Bud Light Party’ commercials. Anheuser-Busch cites the success of the campaign in raising awareness among Millennials and Hispanics, neither of whom drink Bud Light. Third quarter sales were well down across the board.

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Amy Schumer And Seth Rogen Gay Beer

June 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Seth Rogen and Amy Schumer are the same person just one has a dick and the other a highly glorified vagina. It’s like how Elon Musk says we may all be living in a simulation. This is exhibit A.

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Seth Rogen’s Hot Box And Shit Around The Web

March 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sony Pictures former chief Amy Pascal says she can’t move into the offices previously occupied by Seth Rogen because the smell of weed is overpowering. It’s possible she’s confusing skunky pot smell with the stench of making the same mildly funny movie over and over again. Read, like, Seth’s, like, response, man. (Huffington Post) It’s Wednesday, here […]

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Fat Guys Pissed at American Sniper

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I treat knee-jerk politicization like a girl faces her period arriving on prom night. I cry and yell at random men in my household. Hollywood is consuming itself with reflexive spite because American Sniper did so well at the box office and it might glorify U.S. soldier heroics in Iraq. I saw the movie and I […]

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The Interview Contending For Worst

January 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The self-delighted Razzies have shortlisted Seth Rogen and James Franco as Worst Actor and The Interview as Worst Picture of 2014. As much as I love America I’ve yet to see The Interview. My queue is pretty backed up with All in the Family re-runs. There’s no way it’s the worst movie in any year Michael Bay is still […]

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Bow Down To The Probably Non-Existent Terrorists

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

James Rogen and Seth Franco cancelled all their media appearances for The Interview. I guess it’s all fun and games until you figure maybe Virginia Tech. Or Sony forced their hand because a Dead Franco is a serious insurance payoff. Not to be outdone Landmark Theaters cancelled the NYC premiere of the film, soon followed by […]

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Sony Chief Pressures Seth Rogen

December 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kazuo Hirai, the Chief Executive of Sony, ordered a part of The Interview where Kim Jong Un’s head blows up to be toned down, even though he rarely if ever oversees the content of films. This came after the film was denounced by Un as ‘terrorism’, meaning Hirai just made America look like a pnsy bitch. […]

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Rogen Says NFL Defends Dirtbags And Shit Around The Web

September 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former fatty Seth Rogen called the NFL on their shit by pointing out that they have harsher punishments for smoking weed than for beating a woman like Ray Rice did. Shame on us, America. It took a Canadian pothead to point out our hypocrisy in our preeminent sporting event. Read all of Seth’s truth bombs. […]

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