Seth Rogen Wants To Be A Daddy

August 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m astonished that Seth Rogen found someone of the opposite sex that agreed to marry him. Putting up with a plethora of fart jokes and unwarranted political opinions on the first date is no easy task for any woman.... READ MORE

Seth Rogen Apologizes For Accidental Racism Against African-Americans

August 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Seth Rogen set out on a crusade some time ago to solidify himself as one of the most upright individuals that be can found in the Hollywood crowd. He has confronted Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey in the DMs over... READ MORE

Tom Cruise Introduced To Internet Porn By Seth Rogen

August 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wish a journalist was allowed to spend an entire 24 hours with Tom Cruise and then report back their findings. He seems like someone to keep their sanity together just long enough to not receive a handwritten invitation... READ MORE

Seth Rogen Sides With Alleged Sexual Harasser

May 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It doesn’t get much more bros over hoes than Seth Rogen and James Franco. I’d say that Seth is risking ruining his career by associating with James after Me Too and Time’s Up called for his head but Rogen... READ MORE

Seth Rogen Direct Messages Donald Trump Jr.

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a non-Hollywood insider, Seth Rogen's appeal has always eluded me. I see a gross fat turd who I wouldn't drink from a water fountain after and who doesn't say funny things as much as he just moans about everyday grievances... READ MORE

Hollywood Comes to the Rescue of Leggings Girls

March 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You knew it would it would take some extraordinary turn of events to rip palatial living Twitter warriors away from their laser beams of 140 character anti-Trump truth. Done. 

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Bud Lights Pulls Out of Schumer

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bud Light is prematurely ending their Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen 'Bud Light Party' commercials. Anheuser-Busch cites the success of the campaign in raising awareness among Millennials and Hispanics, neither of whom drink Bud Light. Third quarter sales were... READ MORE

Amy Schumer And Seth Rogen Gay Beer

June 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Seth Rogen and Amy Schumer are the same person just one has a dick and the other a highly glorified vagina. It's like how Elon Musk says we may all be living in a simulation. This is exhibit A.... READ MORE

Seth Rogen’s Hot Box And Shit Around The Web

March 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sony Pictures former chief Amy Pascal says she can’t move into the offices previously occupied by Seth Rogen because the smell of weed is overpowering. It’s possible she’s confusing skunky pot smell with the stench of making the same mildly funny... READ MORE

Fat Guys Pissed at American Sniper

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I treat knee-jerk politicization like a girl faces her period arriving on prom night. I cry and yell at random men in my household. Hollywood is consuming itself with reflexive spite because American Sniper did so well at the box... READ MORE