What happens when the A for Effort chick from grade school grows up with a pretty face and enormous tits? Trick question. It’s never happened before. Lotto winners who declare they’re going back to their job packing holiday meat trays don’t deserve the money
Kate Upton exited stage left to wash Verlander cum off her ear and hasn’t ever returned. She’s in grave danger of becoming a Trivial Pursuit answer alongside Wally Pip. Next tits up. Everybody is replaceable in this world. One reason to keep epic superlatives to a minimum.
Charlotte McKinney does not let an hour pass without reminding men why they’d kill their sensei for the chance to finish on her chest. Scrape Ellen’s browser history and follow the money. This chick is starting to rake.
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