Taylor Swift Has Vag Will Travel

Taylor Swift is a dangerous sociopath and the brains behind 9-11. She wan’t twelve, she was a precocious twelve. She most likely owns several strap-ons which makes sense because all of her boyfriends are gay and her vag is dryer than the conditions that created the Okies. She’s an android sent down from Xenu to conquer earth, this much is obvious. She’s constantly finding new boyfriends at the height of their careers to publicly date in hopes of scoring a spot on TMZ. She also finds a way to have a spat with Kanye West every few months even though he’s probably blocked her number. Her public make out charade is a cheap shtick to give her fans some fodder for her ensuing breakup which will come in the form of a shitty over-produced dry hump track. If you have so many haters, perhaps you’re really fucking hatable. Wait your turn. Who’s she fucking next, Avicii or the guy from the Sprint commercials?

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