If you ever had a hint of being rich, sell women’s clothing. It’s the biggest legal market out there not involving digging deep into the earth’s mantle. Unless you’ve got a big fucking shovel, sell pants to chicks.
Gisele Bundchen scored another payday as the skinny mom ass of Givenchy jeans. Pressing yourself up naked against a model of the opposite sex and grabbing a seven figure check on the way out the door isn’t a bad gig if you can get it. The jeans cash propelled Bundchen onto the Forbes top 100 highest paid celebrity list where everybody stands in line behind Taylor Swift and smells her farts.
Bundchen and Brady together piled in $75 million this year. It’s not Kim and Kanye or Beyonce and Jay Z money, but America is horribly racist. Let those among us currently building 15,000 square foot homes start the healing.
Photo Credit: Givenchy