Dudes who trek twenty miles across barren desert to enter the U.S. know you keep your skin covered in the midday sun. Valets don't get a lot in this world. A peek at Kelly Rohrbach's sunburnt ass might be your complete upside. She makes a hundred times what you do for wearing a swimsuit on set and complaining about pay inequality. She just dropped her pressed juice. For one shining moment, despite the servile black vest, you're even. Relish this moment, compadre. All dick deserves to dream.
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