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Kim Zolciak And Teen Daughter Injected

July 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There comes that moment as a parent when you need to look your kid over and be honest with yourself about their potential. Not everybody’s going to invent a social media app.┬áThat’s when you get down to lining them up in a certain commercially viable trade. If you’re a carpenter, you get them into the building crafts early and hope they take to it. If you’re a reality show whore with fake hair and tits, you take your teen daughter Brielle for a little face work in Los Angeles. Brielle seemed bemused:

no wonder everyone thinks I’ve had all this work done… lips rly do change ur whole face damn lmao

“That little talk” in the Zolciak family isn’t about the birds and the bees, it’s about how to turn yourself into a plastic freak show that ten percent of the population feels compelled┬áto mimic or fuck. Butterflies in your stomach are quelled by Xanax. Collagen injections at nineteen seems sensible. The oversized sunglasses indoor indicate some eye work as well. It’d be easy to say you’re a beautiful girl without all this work, but who the fuck knows better than you’re own mom? She married an NFL player the third or fourth time around. May you never have to fuck somebody making less than seven figures, my daughter.

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