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August 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
If feminism stands for anything, it’s the right of largely unattractive Millennial women to bare their tits a few times a year in weirdly conceived hashtag movements. A deeper investigation would likely show most of these protest marches were conceived online by men posing as women. Similar to how all non-paid cybersex works.
Today is Women’s Equality Day. I didn’t get you anything, sit the fuck down. The goals for Women’s Equality are an ever moving target, so assume this will outlast Christmas in terms of holiday tenure.
The Sunday nearest to Women’s Equality Day naturally is #GoTopless Day, a chance for women mostly in lower Manhattan to pretend it’s not already legal to take off your top in public. Like falling trees in the forest, the women don’t exist unless the post topless selfies to Instagram which means they must censor their topless parts out of the photos. Nobody pays attention to irony any more.
Men allow these marches to occur in the hopes that the ardent Huffington Post blogger will convince her better looking roommate to join her in this Sunday topless amble. Tell me again what you’re fighting for? Just kidding. I brought a grease pen and I have excellent penmanship. #LeanIn.
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