Jessica Alba Keeps the Day Job

August 23, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

When life gives you lemons, add some sodium lauryl sulfate and call it all-natural lemonade. Jessica Alba’s Honest Company continues to be dogged by largely nuisance lawsuits because maybe her precious-for-baby household products contain a dash or two of that shit in Alien blood that burns through multiple levels of spaceships hulls.

The class-action lawsuits have been consolidated by the Federal courts into one mega suit being resolved in the Central District of California. Alba snapped into action with a feel good publicity tour. More importantly, she told her film agent to accept every single one of those shitty film roles where she wears a tight tank top she had thought were a thing of her past. It only takes a couple babies with burned off baby testicles to sink a billion dollar organics consumer empire. Best to keep the day job. Working with Jason Statham in a film that is not being released to critics in advance of release. That’s called penance. 


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