Seventeen and a half seems very close to eighteen when you can start publicly discussing wanting to bang a manufacture teen pop with big knockers. Maybe you talk about wanting to spank her ass or something while you’re waiting for the clock hands to move. I think that’s what that whole LeanIn hashtag is about.
Being signed by Justin Bieber means two things. You’re going to be famous for at least a while and nobody gives a shit if you’re talented. Three really if you include the obligatory Bieber blow job. Close your eyes and mention how tall he tastes. Many less well off girls before you have opened these doors of opportunity for you. Let your high school boyfriend know he’s not going to be around for much longer. Send a Pepperidge Farm basket and a promise that you’ll never forget him. Star 80 is still the exception.
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