Somebody in the Miami Dolphins front office convinced his boss that he should tour Latin America hosting Dolphins cheerleader tryouts in order to enhance the Florida teams’s Hispanic fan base. This is what happens when American girls start bitching about cheerleading conditions. You think a chick from San Miquelito is going to complain about unwanted upskirt leering for U.S. minimum wage plus ten percent?
It’s hard to calculate the amount of pussy and uncut drugs you might consume on a ride down the Pan American Highway conducting NFL cheerleader job fairs in Bogota, Rio, and Buenos Aires. A fuck ton is the right answer. Even Trump’s immigration plan allows for hot foreign chicks he might someday fuck or marry to get work visas to dance in short skirts in Miami. Someday men won’t run the world anymore and it will be far less fun. Yes, I know that’s already happening.
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