Patti Stanger Is Hiding Something

Patti Stanger hosts that show Millionaire Matchmakers where dudes leveraged to the hilt with real estate flipping debt pretend to be millionaires and women who are escorts pretend to be women having trouble meeting successful men. Then everybody gets together and beats the crap out of each other and declares bankruptcy. It fills an hour.

Stanger posted a bikini picture to social media of what she’s self-describing as dramatic “no sugar” weight loss, with a nod to the no-calorie sweetener Stevia. Stanger applied Clinton Foundation rules in terms of revealing the obvious pay for plug mention. The FTC is supposed to be cracking down on unmarked celebrity paid endorsements on social media, so expect that not to work any time soon.

She looks good for her 50’s. It’s unclear how much has to do with magical Stevia leaves and how much has to do with new fake tits and a fresh nose and cheekbones. Not to mention oddly shadowed photos.

Once in a while it’s okay to feel bad for women wondering why skipping sugar in their coffee isn’t providing them the same results. The same way you’re not going to get the Brock Lesnar body by adding more reps to your seated rows. Is it better to let everybody know their idols are false or let them keep on striving unhappily toward a dream that can never be practically achieved? I’d have to see her new tits first before answering.

_{Photo credit: Patti Stanger/Instagram}