Chris Brown’s greasy lawyer Mark Geragos is reportedly in possession of a text message from Baylee Curran where she incriminates herself almost too perfectly. The text was reportedly sent from her phone just after she left Brown’s coke den where his kid lives. It was sent to a guy named Safari who presumably then shared the info with Brown or one of his B-Team gang banger friends or Geragos:
“Hey safari don’t you know this freak Chris brown is kicking me out of his house because I called his friend jewelry fake can you come get me my Uber is messing up if not I’m going to set him up and call the cops and say that he tried to shoot me and that will teach him a lesson I’m going to set his ass up. Lol come get me.”
TMZ is doing some exceptionally inconsequential investigating so one of their smelly staff members spoke to Safari. This isn’t Watergate and Deep Throat, unless you’re unemployed and obese and watch a lot of TMZ. Then you think it is.
Safari said prior to this text he hadn’t spoken to Curran since she stole his Rolex a year ago. Strange then that she’d text him her plan to file a false police report in such explicit detail. Perhaps this guy is part of Brown’s camp and can’t keep the rather simple story straight. Also possible she’s that dumb and desperate to ask favors from guys she’s previously stolen jewelry from. She’s probably an automatic bang so guys have stooped a lot lower. When you read those stats about STD’s breathe a sigh of relief, this demo is corrupting the data.
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