Nothing symbolizes the greatness of the American worker more than two chicks barely covering each other’s tits on the beach in a bikini photo shoot. Though clearly non-union. That symbolizes something else.
Rise at dawn for magic hour, wax the shit out of the nips and gunny area, and email grandma about how well the applies arts degree is coming along. Nobody knows your struggle, anon toiler of our nation’s bread basket. Today, we salute you. Oh, now Kaepernick is standing. Pragmatic motherfucker.
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