Kim Kardashian Tits Behind Her Husband

There’s something to be said for a woman who shows up at her husband’s place of work showing off her tits in a see-through dress. That thing is, which one of you bastards is fucking my wife? Just kidding. Gay husbands don’t get jealous. Also, they know how the throw pillows are supposed to be arranged on the sofa.

Say what you will about whoring nasty petty plastic Kim Kardashian. She stands by her man. She never misses a big show or public performance or whimsical effeminate sneaker release. She’s the perfect tool for the tool who has everything. Even amid rumors that Kim’s constant cornrows and black style braids are causing her noticeable patches of hair loss, she’s out there reminding everybody that her tits are big and fake and covered in the cum of a winner. Her husband. Or so the story shall be told. 

Ask your wife to come to your next work presentation in a sheer metallic dress. See if she smiles coyly and asks if maybe she ought not wear any underpants as well. Then buys you a Lamborghini for your birthday. Just saying, a rich whore wife isn’t so horrible.

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