Mickey Rourke Got The Short End

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The older fellas in Hollywood are juicing something fierce. That along with rampant male plastic surgery is creating a class of AARP dudes around town who don’t quite look like you remember grandpa when you sat on his lap and he told you how he killed a whore while on leave in Korea and he’s not sorry.

In the future, every older actor or otherwise vain men with puppet faces and jacked up biceps will seem somewhat normal. Like any other medical advance, there will be the haves and the have nots. As best forecast by the sight of Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone running into each other in a Beverly Hills alley. Somebody clearly got the premium pack and the other the Mexican Internet knockoff. Stallone is 70 and around town pulls off still vital beast mode. Rourke is 64 and resembles the future gender fluid aunt every kid will have by 2075. Calling Monster Island.

The future may never hold flying cars but it’s most definitely going to contain tons and tons of fucked up looking seniors. It takes a keen attention to fashion to pair your purse and shoes with your tribble. Point Rourke.

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