Sasha Grey On The Cutting Edge (VIDEO)

Sasha Grey has been busy since retiring from porn reportedly due to a massive case of anal warts. That could just be a rumor, but it would also be the kind that makes sense. Grey had cornered the market on pseudo-intellectual feminist activism which she quickly spun into a case of abuse at the perfect point in the media cycle by saying her tweaker boyfriend forced her into it.

Typically taking two dicks in your ass at the same time does not help bridge the gender pay gap, but please keep wearing black and looking dour and referencing various philosophers. Not their work, just mention you read them and there should be no follow ups. After retiring she’s reportedly written two screenplays and two novels, one of which received some decent reviews on Amazon by heady rapists. She recently resurfaced to do a crappy incoherent interview which was picked up by every major news outlet because they’re shameless hacks.

For one she’s not a fan of virtual reality, or VR porn, probably because she broke all her sex organs like Susan B Anthony would have wanted and can’t really appear in it: 

“VR porn is too much, too in your face. I watched a trailer once, and that was enough for me. I don’t think people watch porn to have a real experience, it’s for fantasy.”

How would you define In Your Face? Getting choked out while six guys gang bang you while boxing your ears? Did not realize you were one for subtlety. Know how you can tell an actual smart person, they rarely brag about it. You can spot a phony a mile away. Or just google Choking Porn. The best and brightest rarely pop up.

Gray’s now hosting an insufferable Youtube series called Greyscale where she tours museums and overdubs offensively awful poetry. The whole thing is sad, in a tragic way. Let her have it. You don’t sit around telling your dog he’s an idiot. Especially if you don’t mind the stigma of fucking him. Same rules apply here, that’s a toss up at Thanksgiving. 

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