Blac Chyna Covered Up

Blac Chyna has taken to motoring around Los Angeles in a black hoody, covered from head to toe like a Suge Knight sized ninja. Coming in and out of a 200,000 car nobody bought with money they truly earned violates at least seven rules of stealthiness. Once you’ve artificially inflated your body to Thanksgiving Parade float proportions, and you add a gestating future fat poet, you’ve lost the ability to go incognito. I saw Dwight Howard in a grocery store recently. He understands a seven foot black man buying organic shouldn’t even bother hiding under a floppy hat. 

Blac Chyna and Still Fat Rob Kardashian have announced the baby will be living with Blac Chyna at her home while pretending that Rob Kardashian will often live at that same home and help change diapers. None of which is true, but spreading false perceptions are a part of every business deal. Like the pending AT&T and Time-Warner merger. Conveniency of everything in one place is another name for your cable bill just went up seventeen percent and there’s nobody left to threaten to leave us for. At least the CEO’s aren’t lying about changing diapers and living together as a couple.

Sometimes you wonder what the world might be like if the founder of Planned Parenthood got her wish to abort all the babies of all the skeevy women in the world. If Margaret Sanger and her successors said that plainly and aloud, support for Federal funding for abortions would rise to near unanimous. Also, that episode where Bruce takes Blac Chyna horseback riding would take on new meaning.

This isn’t the first generation where ambitious young women have made babies to improve their lot in life. Just the first one where they’ve done so in coordination with NBC/Universal.

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