Bobby Shmurda Seven Year Itch

If you’re going to be involved in murders, or even not, you shouldn’t put the word Murder or any variation of it in your name. Really, how could it help? One of his associates names is Gunplay. That’s no good either. Why don’t you just name yourself Guilty and get it over with? Juries are real fucking dumb.

Shmurda has been held in jail for the past two years on $2 million bail, roughly the price of his gold chain collection. As his name was suggested, he was implicated in a murder plot. While in jail he was caught smuggling a knife and engaging in a gang fight but unfortunately was not injured. He just copped a seven year plea deal after having an outburst in court regarding filing his lawyer: 

“I was forced by my attorney to take the plea. I want to drop my plea. I want to drop my plea and fire you!”

Your attorney can’t force you to take a plea. They can recommend it. In fact seven years isn’t bad for killing a guy. It’s unclear how Shmurda dropped the ball on this but odds are he was trying to act like Tupac and thinks this outburst will look cool as a cut-in on a future music video. Or he’s just really fucking stupid. Hence the name Bobby Shmurda. You don’t see Eminem in prison for poisoning Halloween candy, think about it. 

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