The next time you smugly declare the life of a bikini model to be all sunshine and party drugs, remember the part about not eating. Most people get grumpy after half a day without a meal. Only the very religious skip food for an entire day and God only commands it every now and then.
Sports Illustrated and similar publications opening the doors to tons more swimsuit photo models has created an even greater number of small time openings for slender college-aged girls to be mini-famous. It’s like the wild card in baseball. Nearly every team has a shot at the trading deadline so nobody’s selling. Only this phenomenon is killing our chances to be the fattest non-Polynesian country in the world. We’re one-tenth of a percentage behind Kuwait. Adding thousands more starving aspiring bikini models isn’t helping. Excluding the photographers and connected men who get to fuck them, naturally. Trump honesty is catching on.
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