Kylie Jenner Dirty Xtina For Halloween

Kylie Jenner is never going to guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. But you could do worse than a dumb teenaged girlfriend who thinks she’s all grown up because she owns lots of shit. If you can put up with all the crying and Tweeting, you’re going to get yourself a chick constantly needing to escape from her demons via sexual romps. Keep a bag packed in the trunk and have a backup cellphone. Crazy is more than a given.

Jenner took to the Halloween weekend with a various number of revealing costumes designed to remind you that doctor or scientist or astronaut were never in the works. Imagine the process more along the lines of what celebrity can I be and be mostly naked?

Feminism hasn’t spread as far as either you believe or the feminists pretend. Jenner’s ode to Christina Aguilera before she drank on an extra thirty pounds was probably her finest work of the Halloween holiday. Jenner has no known talents besides those on display as Dirty Xtina, but when you’re worth $15 million on a sixth grade education and no athletic ability, you don’t need a lot excuses to feel blessed. Every man mocks a sex toy until he has one of his own.

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