Alessandra Ambrosio Filled With Big Ideas

Sure you were blessed with good genes, but can you take that to the next level and add travel tips on moisturizing and packing beach dress coverups for moving between hotel room and shoreline. It’s unclear if models are simply that stupid or if the women’s magazines that interview them impose stupid upon them with inane questions. While ten-percent of women are clamoring to wear man pants in the workplace and seek app approved digital signatures before allowing the down low gay man of their dreams to kiss them, the other ninety-percent are dying to hear from hot moms with perfectly slender bodies on how to take great bikini vacation selfies:

Make sure you have the best possible light. Add a good accessory, like exotic flowers.

Like the apple falling on Newton’s head. Now we have physics. I could listen to your tips all day long even as I stare at the crease in your thong and wonder how many more babies you’re good for. The dilemma of feminism is in its consumer appeal. Track the box office of documentaries on unsanitary plumbing conditions in sub-Saharan Africa for a good commercial comparison.

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