James Packer’s Ex-Wife Fucking Seal

It’s unclear if Seal is the white Sting or Sting is the black Seal. Either way they’re both tools and don’t give a shit. Guys will stoop to any level imaginable to get laid. If that includes pretending to be a Buddhist, so be it. Chicks are really dumb. Or at least the ones you want to fuck are.

The Dalai Lama (real name Lhamo Dondrub) is probably getting a ton of pussy through his idiotic costume. Billionaire inheritance guy James Packer really wanted to marry Mariah Carey meaning he’s probably gay. Flying in the face of that theory is the fact his ex wife who he supposedly had three children with is a hot model who kept his name after they divorced because hers most likely contains an O with a diagonal line through it. The look in her eye belies that of someone who may have at some point killed a rabbit for recreation.

Seal is fucking her. He has three kids with his ex supermodel wife Heidi Klum, the one who is so interesting on that one show. These people know who they are. Then there’s the shit they spin to their therapist. To each their own. It’s unclear if Seal won life or not. Any time your chick’s name is tagged with the trust fund billionaire she was previously fucking it’s tough to look her in the eye, although it wasn’t easy to begin with. I almost remember how Seal got those scars. Not worth checking.

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