Larsa Pippen Keeping Up Appearances

Larsa Pippen is handling her pending divorce with Scottie Pippen by putting on a brave face and going to the beach daily in Miami. This is also how she handled her marriage and what served as her primary occupation for the past many years. Going to the beach. The precise requirements of her lifestyle make it difficult to assess whether she’s grieving or celebrating. Consider that a sign that you’ve got a comfortable existence.

Last month Pippen made multiple calls to 9-1-1 to report on public record that Scottie Pippen was being erratic and threatening at her home. Or his home if you want be old-fasioned and consider who paid for it. She seems to be lining herself up for a sweet divorce settlement. Or as future NBA players considering marrying young ambitous models will call it, “Pulling a Pippen”. You never got your due under Jordan. In your pending massive marital loss, may you truly find your legendary status. There’s a reason grown men aren’t called Scottie.

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