Robert Mugabe had some good ideas. He is the dictator who rounds up groups of people he doesn’t like and executes them. Problem is he abused the power, but imagine if you could put out a casting call for The Bachelor and then just kill everyone who showed up. That would be amazing. They do it to criminals sometimes, they’ll say you won a trip to Disneyland and then arrest you when you show up to claim the prize. Fuck this arresting bullshit, I’m talking point blank. The new CIA director will probably be a fascist pig, and we should encourage him to act out his fascism in a halfway productive manner. You know where they cast these shows, mobilize the SEALS.
Bad rapper The Game had a reality show called She’s Got Game where he dated and fucked deplorable women with herpes who wear twelve dollar neon dresses. One of these whores just sued him because she went on a date with him and he grabbed her ass. She’s been awarded seven million bucks. So, basically it’s the best thing that ever happened to her. It’s not politically correct to say this, but fuck it, she deserved it. Just tell them they won a free speedboat and make sure you have plenty of ammo. Giuliani knows what I’m talking about. Look at the photo, you be the judge.
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