Kim Zolciak Jumpsuit Seems Stressed

Kim Zociak is breaking in two directions. Her face into something Versace as various sinew grafts and subdermal tissue begin to collapse upon themselves like a poorly constructed New Orleans levee, and her body into something that used to get fucked a lot in the 70’s on camera to cornball music. 

There’s apparently some tension in Zolciak’s marriage to Kroy Biermann in so much as his NFL playing days look to be ebbing and she’s obviously looking two or three husbands ahead. This is the time for an honest self-evaluation and think maybe Australian real estate mogul. Active professional athlete probably went out the door with your ability to form a smile. Drop hints about you and your blond daughter being a package. Millions of people are still buying Big Macs after all these decades. You can make this happen.

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