Who knew Kate Moss had a half sister who’s eighteen and also a blond model with small tits and a flat ass? This is like the chance to watch Kate Moss grow up again without drugs and smokes and a constant barrage of teenaged molestation. Or more succinctly, far less interesting.
Charlotte Moss even has a cute nickname. Lottie. Kate is the kind of girl Hoovering eight balls in a Macao casino back room at three am. Lottie is barely fitting into a little girls bikini and walking around the beach in sunscreen, dating a hunky guy on a reality show. It’s like a before and after picture with her sister Kate. The list of “after what” is too lengthy to put on paper.
Suffice it to say, Kate Moss is one of the few 42-year olds worthy of penning a memoir. Like a twenty-year combat veteran. There are stories like you wouldn’t believe. Substitute being pinned down by Afghani Taliban fighters with Bulgarian wet spa cock and the harrowing tales are remarkably similar.
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