Ronda Rousey Looks Freshly Pissed

December 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman. Especially those times you’re hauling logs up steep ravines to build your quads for more kicking power. That futile campaign to make Ronda Rousey into a “hot chick” seems to be over. Thanks, Sports Illustrated, for trying to make me gay. It’s back to the recessive gene mongo who you’d pick first over the boys in dodge ball. Or a ground war in Crimea.

Rousey’s UFC 207 Brazilian opponent Amanda Nunes appeared on stage at the weigh in wearing a full lion head replica. If that’s intended to scare a mentally disturbed chick who’s been chewing on hex bolts, you’re not thinking like a winner. Try a Zika baby mask next time.

It’s probably wrong to get off watching two women beat the bloody crap out of each other. Though only conclusively wrong if it’s the best orgasm you’ve had in years.

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