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Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Have Paris Figured Out

January 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Some large number of pro athletes have older relatives who also excelled at the sport. Greatness isn’t random. These chicks didn’t wind up in see-through tops with hundreds of cameramen tracking them through Paris Fashion Week by some collision theory similar to the Big Bang. This is second or third generation finely yoked whore genes coupled with lifelong training. This is Steph Curry obscene muscle memory mixed with 100,000 practice shots since kindergarten.

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner get paid millions of dollars to be tribbles with tits. This immensely pisses off the poor Hungarian girls with fortunate bone structure who really need these living mannequin gigs. When you’re born rich and famous, you can choose any fake profession you want in lieu of school and normal social relationships. Why choose the bogus career most likely to associate you with the words empty headed twat? We need unfettered access to aborting shitty parents up to the one-hundred and fiftieth trimester. Lena Dunham can’t march again for 70 days or she’ll die. 

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