Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather Dancing

Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor are engaged in continued histrionics over a possible fight. If they do fight, it will be the worst fight of all time and neither one will be trying and they’ll have beers after. Or possibly Hennessy. It’s Irish.

Mayweather’s fights are already unwatchable and if you get them on pay per view, understand you’re simply enriching a serial woman beater with a Napoleon complex. When Brock Lesner punches a chick in the back of the head, she doesn’t wake up. Mayweather’s tiny fists are still capable of serious damage though. To a woman, not a man. McGregor can probably hit harder, but therein lies the problem. There’s not going to be much hitting.

Were it to take plac, it would end in a decision, and people with really poor short term memories would be pissed they wasted their $89.95, as if this doesn’t happen every fucking time. If McGregor were allowed to tackle Mayweather, the fight would be over before the bell rung. They way it will be set up, if it happens, is that each fighter’s strength will be eliminated.

Boxing is a fucking joke. There are at least three beer drinkers who played O line for Nebraska in attendance at each fight who could kick the shit out of these two midgets. Save your money, or simply bet it on a Mayweather decision and catch the super slow motion highlights on SportsCenter.

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