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Adriana Lima Deep Thoughts

March 1, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

At some point we may want to stop interviewing supermodels, or at least admit that we’re being condescending by pretending what they’re saying isn’t mostly garbage.

Adriana Lima held forth on a number of topics, including her deep adherence to Catholicism and her belief in aliens. In the process she makes Sarah Palin look like Stephen Hawking. Looks wise as well. Lima claims she brings a bible with her to read before every Victoria’s Secret show where she parades her tits around in the name of capitalism. These are the words of someone who has had their ass kissed their entire life. News flash, your jokes aren’t good and the laughs were all fake. She is wearing 900 dollar clogs, 400 dollar pants, and a 300 dollar tank top while doing the interview. Like Jesus would have done:

“The church is in me — I always connect. If you’re connected with the divine and always have pure intentions with everything you’re doing, you’re protected by the angels. I’m very spiritual. I believe in nature, I believe in energy, I believe in spirits.”

To be fair, not much dumber than most people who stood up Oscar night. Lima also referred to herself with a straight face as a “One of a kind Gemini.” It’s unclear if she even knows what she means by that, but 353,000 people are born every day so it’s just factually wrong. Want to know what is going to happen with aliens? Lima has done some solid reflection on the subject. Maybe even some experiments: 

“I don’t picture them as, like, coming to get me or abducting humans. I imagine they maybe look like us but with a higher intelligence and connection to the universe.” 

Based on what exactly, a shitty strain of sativa? It must be amazing to have the freedom of talking and not giving a shit what you’re saying. If you’d been getting free dinners your whole life you’d do the exact same thing. If you’re an NBA player and considering dating this chick you better think twice. The sex would in no way compensate for the incessant self involved babbling. Listening to an idiot talk about aliens might however be useful in the war on terror. 

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