The Fine Art of Subtly Is Lost on The Russians

Nadeea Volianova has been dragging around Hollywood for a couple or three years now. She claims to be a Russian pop star. That’s the best part about moving halfway around the world. You can makeup a backstory for yourself that’s nearly impossible to discount. Your taxi driver was a pediatric neurosurgeon back in Turkmenistan. Okay, that one’s probably true. Or more likely true than this chick being a pop star. The title’s vague. All the same, let me see some copies of Billboard Russia.

There’s little point in baring your tits in public in Los Angeles. You’re the fifth woman I’ve seen today doing that. The other four were more attractive. They were also pop stars back in their home country, only one from a travel banned country. It’s not enough to do topless shoots with pop and political culture slogans of the day on your giant yams. Are you really anti-Trump or are you merely hoping this time people won’t throw soup cans at your tits? Wait until Putin finds out. The clubs in Siberia have shitty tippers.

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