Transitioning Joker Brandi Glanville isn’t done huffing LeAnn Rimes fame contrails yet. The battle of celebrity parasitics began when Rimes cheated with Glanville’s then husband Eddie Cibrian in 2010, while Rimes was still married to Dean Sheremet. It seems like in this case everyone would come out the loser. And they did. Now Glanville is putting a hex on Rimes and Cibrian’s happily ever after by declaring they’re soon to be over:
I think when the 10-year mark [of their marriage] comes and he leaves her and takes half her stuff, we’ll all be good together because they won’t even be related. If she doesn’t have a kid with him, then we don’t ever have to see her again.
Last year, the Real Housewives star stated that she had buried the hatchet with Cibrian and Rimes:
I think that I’ve acted like a child enough during the seven years. As the kids are getting older — something did happen with one of them, and I don’t really want to go into it, but it made the three of us, Eddie, LeAnn, and myself, realize we have to be together on this.
But reconciliation doesn’t make headlines. Cut to yesterday’s:
[Our relationship] is a little rocky right now, I’ll say that. It’s been eight years and you would think that people would mature and be different, but there’s still some craziness happening. It ebbs and flows. Sometimes it’s great, and right now it’s not.
Rimes got the Sienna Miller treatment when word got out that she fucked a taken dude. You can’t be a female player in Hollywood. Take it up with any one of the seventeen female empowerment industry groups holding conferences at L’Hermitage weekly. You can be a disease-ridden skank. The double standard worked for Rimes. Glanville saw Rimes rising to OK! Magazine stardom after the scandal and grabbed on for dear life. Ten years later we’re still writing about her. Fuck, she’s good. Not so much first thing in the morning.
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