Emmy Rossum Bikini Shamed and Bill Cosby Skates on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #90

The one constant in the world of celebrity is nobody thinks to merely shut the fuck up and smile. It’s not the nature of people who achieve in this industry to be humble and meek. Arrogance and lack of self-awareness is the better part of success in a superficial industry. Hence, the ever present need to shake the tree of these twats. Same reason you occasionally have to burn an ant. Let them know you know they ruined your picnic.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we delve into the new female subjugation of bikini shaming, millionaires receiving inequitable pay, Taylor Swift’s vagina having the power to heal, Bill Cosby experiencing blind luck, Elizabeth Banks making shit up because why not, Carrie Fisher’s drug cocktail, Ken Dolls with man buns, and the reason why everybody is better than everybody who goes to Harvard. Fuck, that was a lot.

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