June 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There are a hundred times more fake breastfeeding rights moms in Hollywood than there are Trump supporters. Give Jenna Jameson props for being the incredibly rare BOTH.
Jameson has two kids, which is an amazingly low conception percentage for a woman who’s fucked ten thousand times, that we know of. She nursed her second child on Instagram to remind people of the beauty of motherhood. And dare them not to remember that’s where Ron Jeremy used to regularly finish. Like the baby knows that’s why his milk is musky.
Jameson regularly uses her reborn fame points to dispense Trump support, which will probably get her killed in her neighborhood. Though she survived twenty-five years without The AIDS, so it’s possible she’s one of those heaven blessed unbreakables.
Jameson called out a Playboy magazine White House reporter for calling out Trump’s plump chick spokeswoman for calling out CNN for fake news. Something like that. Who pays attention to this shit? Breastfeeding former porn queens apparently.
“Well to be honest I’m surprised Playboy is even allowed at the White House. Since they thought it was a good idea to remove the nudity from their failing publication, I have to say they lost their credibility. The fact that they think people actually DO read Playboy for the articles shows they took their finger off the pulse of what people will spend their hard earned money on, a long time ago. Once again, this is a failed attempt by the liberals behind the bunny to drum up a bit of publicity in hops to make us all care again. Have a seat Playboy.”
If you knew the people at Playboy, you’d know that calling them liberals is a bit of a stretch. Everybody in the fading magazine business is 99.9% dedicated to finding advertiser cash and saving their publication from shutdown. That also describes CNN. If Trump Giant Penis stories brought in viewers, they’d go with that in heartbeat. Nobody’s a partisan when it comes to losing their desk jobs at 50.
Who doesn’t want to hear from a woman whose vagina they’ve seen penetrated up close more times than their own wife. And without talking about tomorrow’s busy kid schedule. Jameson was mouthing off to Breitbart news, so negative truth to power points. Her Playboy press credibility logic tree is rambling, but if you imagine her doing it minus baby and plus double big black cock, you’d hit the Like button.
Nursing normalcy battles and fake news rants. Women really can have it all these days.
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