Kesha Records With the Eagles

Kesha’s people leaked new to the press that she was recording with the Eagles. Anything to move the topic away from her repeatedly unfounded rape accusations and the fresh thirty pound addition to her human body home. 

It turned out not to be the Eagles of the Hotel California, but the Eagles of Death Metal. Actually, cooler, though the pay isn’t the same. EODM confirmed Kesha recorded tracks for a couple of tracks on their next future album. The band survived the gruesome Paris concert Allahu Akbar bombings. That puts the horror of hearing Kesha sing into perspective. Though still clearly second most horrific. And only because of auto-tune.

Sony is currently figuring out how to extricate themselves from the never-ending Dr. Luke and Kesha contractual battle. If for no other reason than re-seeing that photo of Kesha with cum on her chest during legal hearings is tantamount to a Geneva Convention violation. That would leave Kesha along with Dr. Luke anon, to finally resolve their issue.

The songbird needs to sing. That has nothing to do with Kesha.

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