Yolanda Hadid Morning Ass

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Our second favorite tick infested celebrity, Yolanda Hadid, shares her big ass with the world in a new Instagram picture. The ninety-five-year-old reality television sensation wears a revealing thong while terrifying the morning sky into submission. Her caption reads:

It’s a beautiful, magical sunrise at the lake this morning, the water is quite cold but its such a great way to combat inflammation and feel the connection to Mother Earth…… #LakeConstance #MorningSwim #HealingPower #BodyMindAndSoul

Old women love connecting with the Earth. They know their bodies are going to be joining it soon. For those of you who aren’t divorced forty-year-old women bonding with fake gay boyfriend Andy Cohen over Bravo garbage, Yolanda is a Real Housewife of Whatthefuckever and birthed enchantresses Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid. Yolanda put but girls through celeb ho boot camp throughout their childhood, and as you can tell, the work has definitely paid off. Not only are they both Instagram models, but Bella was able to contract the disease of the celeb elite, Lyme Disease, just like mama. Like when women and their kids dress in matching floral rompers for attention. But with more selfie opportunities.

Competing with the fame whore gruesome twosome of Bella and Gigi is a dangerous game. Yolanda unleashed them from her vagina. Since then, they’ve learned. Grown. Especially Bella’s ass. Yolanda’s far away dimly lit Insta cheeks look okay. Something tells me a close-up would paint a different picture. That of surgically rounded cheese curds. Whether or not you think Yolanda is MILF material, you have to admit that she deserves severe punishment for the Hadid plague. May I suggest commenting on Instagram to remind her that she’s not twenty-five. That’ll finish her off. 


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