Nature and nurture both work against Hollywood producing decent folk. Shallow people from hither and yon self-select themselves into the entertainment industry. Once there, they are given a social prods and commercial motivations that reward becoming several levels more horribly fake and self-certain.
That makes identifying one good soul in Gomorrah West all that more complicated. Consider the grotesque enclave saved for now thanks to Disney TV actress Francia Raisa who donated her perfectly good kidney to her good friend, Selena Gomez. Gomez has lupus and needed one. That's the full extent of the medical information being supplied.
Suffice it to say, a kidney from a friend is a pretty swank gift. It's the female equivalent of agreeing to help your buddy move. Though for forever. In a town filled with people trading in the profane art of selfishness, the idea that a 29-year old chick would up and hand off her kidney to a chick who lost her virginity to Justin Bieber is more than Jesus like.
Now that both are recovered and healthy, we can return to male gazing and wondering if short girls give better head. It's not that the pillars of salt thing was ever undeserved.
Photo credit: Instagram / ABC "Secret Life of Teenagers"