September 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Whenever the thought momentarily crosses my mind that life seems a chore, I remember that for a couple hours a week I get drunk at a restaurant and blab into a microphone. I don’t want to live in a world where that’s not the baseline for any man who wants it. It’s nuking foreign nations over. Save those nations that produce female porn stars. Bernie, circle back to Universal Healthcare once Universal weekly bar time is covered. You had your turn.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, “rape”, discuss Ariel Winter’s turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get misty over the death of all the men’s magazines of the last century, call Tom Cruise gay with a bunch of euphemisms, and vote unanimously that casting a Korean dude to play a Japanese dude is even more racist than the original “whitewashing”. You won’t hear this shit on NPR.
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