Abraham Family Portrait One For The Baby Book

If a picture tells a thousand words, some of the ones that come to mind in this new family memento from Farrah Abraham are: “Child Protective Services,” “future drug addict,” “current drug addict,” “desperate,” and, needless to say, “botched.” Last night Abraham marched her new tight vag up and down the runway for some shitty designer in Los Angeles with her daughter Sophia and their dog Blue in tow. The star-studded event was apparently also frequented by the who’s who of gutter paparazzi enchantresses including Phoebe Price and Sophia Vegas.

Abraham turned out Sophia in a strapless number that fits right into the tiny tot Forever 21 slut collection her daughter frequently sports on her own Instagram account. If you want to see a child bring all the boys to the yard, just check out her sweatpants with “haters back off” scrawled across the back in some of her Insta pics. Come and get it fellas. I’m not sure how much Sophia knows about her mother’s profession, but considering she has access to social media, it seems likely she knows that her mom is a whore. Maybe she even got some free tokens to check out mommy’s puss peep show on CamSoda for take your kids to work day. Today’s picture is sure to secure a spot on the mantel next to Sophia’s first mug shot. They grow up so quickly. 

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