Blac Chyna Is Robbing Rob Kardashian With Kid Checks

Once you’ve bagged a rich family’s idiot, poking holes in a condom is worth $20K a month. Blac Chyna hasn’t earned that level of pay through a STEM related career or entrepreneurial pursuit. You can easily Ho your way to a similar pay grade without a problem because that’s equality and an unbiased justice system. I don’t have children but has Gerber gone up from inflation to $500 per serving? Heading to my local grocer to check now. Rob Kardashian is required to pay Blac Chyna $20k per month. Imagine if it was some guy from McDonald’s who got her pregnant. 

Rob has agreed to pay Chyna $20k a month in support, although some of the money is going directly to nannies. Chyna was holding a domestic violence restraining order over his head — which could ruin his chances of getting 50/50 custody — and part of the deal was that she’d drop it in return for getting the cash. Rob is making no money now … his days on the reality show are over, and his sock business is hardly turning a profit. Here’s the wild card — Rob can always go back to court and ask for a modification of child support based on his income or lack thereof, so Chyna’s days getting $20k a month may already be numbered.

Rob Kardashian’s child support payments are allegedly being funded by his family. Mostly because no self-respecting adult is purchasing his Arthur George brand socks with childish slogans on them or grown person onesies that he’s peddling. Both are attire fit to only attract avid juvenile weed smokers. Who also typically don’t have enough disposable income laying around to spend on anything outside of fast food and the next eighth. This might be the Kardashians receiving a little bit of karma through their weakest link in the klan. 

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