Child Protective Services Digging into Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's Anchor Baby

Department of Children and Family Services fucks up any number of cases, but to give them credit, they don't back down from digging into rich and famous people's potentially abused kiddy shit. read more

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Battle for Custody of Cars

Dumb rich and shameless is no way to go through life. Super Fat Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna coupled long enough to produce a baby girl because off-Interstate strip clubs will still need dancers in the 2030's.  read more

Rob Kardashian Sinking Into Oblivion

It's hard to watch a man slowly eat himself to death. Ironically, I've seen several slowly drink themselves to death and it almost seems natural. read more

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Rob Kardashian Cuckold Without a Country

The story of Rob Kardashian is a tale so unbearably emasculating, every man can feel a little kick in the balls. You don't have to like the guy, you shouldn't, but pour some Axe Body spray out for a same gender homie. read more

The Many Faces of Still Fat Rob Kardashian

People magazine reports that Still Fat Rob Kardashian is diabetic and depressed and too dangerous to be left alone with his hooker baby. In contrast, Us Weekly reports that Kardashian is feeling fantastic, committed to healthy living, and coos aloud for the daddy time he... read more

Rob Kardashian Eating Himself to Death

Every male in the Kardashian orbit chooses the form of his own destructor. Lamar Odom went with crack whores, Kanye with psych meds, and Bruce got tits and started sucking cock on a camper. Dead Bob kicked it off initially by simply dying. He was the last one with balls. read more

Rob Kardashian Don't Fear The Reaper (VIDEO)

Rob Kardashian could not best be described as a publicity whore. Almost the opposite, a fat recluse who can't have any male friends come around because they will most certainly fuck all of his sisters while he sits alone in the hot tub. read more

Blac Chyna Flies the Coop Like One Fat Weird Looking Chicken With Bangs

Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image. read more

Blac Chyna Legally Wants To Be A Kardashian

Blac Chyna legally married Rob Kardashian's sorrowful fat sap ass so she wants to file a trademark of her given name plus Kardashian the day after. Don't you feel like killing yourself for real now Rob? The other Kardashian whores are objecting to this because it cheapens... read more

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Made for TV Baby Forced to Suck on Blac Chyna Titty

It's unlikely an infant could suckle milk through the periodical table melange inside Blac Chyna's tits. Like trying to slake your thirst off a cement k-rail after a brief shower. read more

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Reproduce

Blac Chyna gave birth to a baby girl and named it Dream. It's actually not a bad stripper name, though it's hard to say if that will hold until she's fifteen and actually takes up the profession in earnest. Allowing Amber Rose to be the first friend to hold your newborn... read more

Blac Chyna To Give Birth On Camera

Blac Chyna's birth will be recorded as part of a Baby Special for her and Rob Kardashian's fledgling TV show. This news is not surprising to anyone, especially the kid twelve years later with the heroin problem. It's not going to work out. read more