Kardashians Paying Blac Chyna to Stop Saying Rob Hit Her

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Within the suit and countersuit documents, was the information that Chyna later dropped the assault allegations against Rob Kardashian in exchange for $20K a month. They called it child support, because “roses” and “donations” sounded too on the nose whorish.

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Rob Kardashian’s Very Lonely Christmas

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m currently counting down the days until Rob offs himself. The holidays can be a brutal time for loners. Maybe Blac Chyna can wrap up and return the manhood Rob was robbed of when she left with his child and money. 

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Blac Chyna Suing Every Single Living Kardashian

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a new lawsuit, yet another one, Chyna claims the Kardashian clan went to the network and killed the second season, out of pure spite for her. She wants that money.

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Blac Chyna Is Robbing Rob Kardashian With Kid Checks

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t have children but has Gerber gone up from inflation to $500 per serving? Heading to my local grocer to check now. 

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Rob Kardashian Suing Blac Chyna For Beating Him Like a Bitch

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s clear that Rob Kardashian remains legitimately steaming mad at Blac Chyna for the pleasure of having cuckolded him, birthed his anchor baby, and used him like a sad strip club novice. Add to that zero sense of humility or masculine pride and you have a lawsuit by Still Fat Rob, claiming Blac Chyna worked him over but good last December.

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Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls – with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna – isn’t child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With The Kardashians (below) and this new tenth-anniversary recreation (above) is just damn unholy. Will they even register as humans in the next one a decade from now?

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Child Protective Services Digging into Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s Anchor Baby

September 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Department of Children and Family Services fucks up any number of cases, but to give them credit, they don’t back down from digging into rich and famous people’s potentially abused kiddy shit.

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Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Battle for Custody of Cars

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dumb rich and shameless is no way to go through life. Super Fat Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna coupled long enough to produce a baby girl because off-Interstate strip clubs will still need dancers in the 2030’s. 

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Rob Kardashian Sinking Into Oblivion

August 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to watch a man slowly eat himself to death. Ironically, I’ve seen several slowly drink themselves to death and it almost seems natural.

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Rob Kardashian Cuckold Without a Country

July 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The story of Rob Kardashian is a tale so unbearably emasculating, every man can feel a little kick in the balls. You don’t have to like the guy, you shouldn’t, but pour some Axe Body spray out for a same gender homie.

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