A Fat Lazy Rob Kardashian Is Going Broke From Child Support

November 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being extorted for baby bucks by a scam artist stripper couldn’t have happened to a better guy. I’m not sure what fedora tipping, must respect all women at all costs kind of judge decided that Blac Chyna deserves $20K... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Still A Fat Loser, Now Homeless Too

October 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian’s life is the blueprint to follow if you want to be famous for all of the wrong reasons. He too, like his sisters, contributes fuck all to society. He supports a poorly put together stripper with mandatory... READ MORE

Kylie Too Busy To Care About Blac Chyna While Rob Dates Her Doppelgänger

March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I can sense the end of a dynasty soon. The wall has been breached. Caitlyn Jenner has half a nose, Kim doesn’t get as much attention as she used to on Instagram, and the stress of teetering on the... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Calls Rob’s Weight “Debilitating”

March 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Revenge Body is a reality show in which one fat person tells other fat people how fat they are. And nobody knows more about being fat than Beast Kardashian, who sits down with the fame-hungry schlubs to dispense advice... READ MORE

Kardashians Paying Blac Chyna to Stop Saying Rob Hit Her

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Within the suit and countersuit documents, was the information that Chyna later dropped the assault allegations against Rob Kardashian in exchange for $20K a month. They called it child support, because "roses" and "donations" sounded too on the nose... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian’s Very Lonely Christmas

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I'm currently counting down the days until Rob offs himself. The holidays can be a brutal time for loners. Maybe Blac Chyna can wrap up and return the manhood Rob was robbed of when she left with his child... READ MORE

Blac Chyna Suing Every Single Living Kardashian

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a new lawsuit, yet another one, Chyna claims the Kardashian clan went to the network and killed the second season, out of pure spite for her. She wants that money.


Blac Chyna Is Robbing Rob Kardashian With Kid Checks

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t have children but has Gerber gone up from inflation to $500 per serving? Heading to my local grocer to check now. 


Rob Kardashian Suing Blac Chyna For Beating Him Like a Bitch

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's clear that Rob Kardashian remains legitimately steaming mad at Blac Chyna for the pleasure of having cuckolded him, birthed his anchor baby, and used him like a sad strip club novice. Add to that zero sense of humility... READ MORE

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE