Jay-Z Is Only Love In An Elevator From Now On

With sister-in-laws you either want to fondle them or fight them. There’s no in-between. Just a perpetual lust or loathe relationship until you eventually get divorced. And since Jay-Z married the hotter sister the only option open for Beyoncé’s sister Solange Knowles was to eventually assault him in an elevator. All because Beyoncé’s rapper husband cheated on her. His infidelity inspired an album that sold over 1 million records globally. Most women only get a mild STD and reluctant apology when their husband cheats. Beyoncé should be more grateful for Jay-Z’s contribution to her creativity. 

Jay said obtusely, “I fought my brothers and argued with my brothers my whole life. It just so happens, who we are, these things go into a different space, but it ain’t nothing.” He went on … “We had one disagreement ever. Before and after we’ve been cool. She’s like my sister. I will protect her. That’s my sister, not my sister-in-law, my sister.” It seems Solange was angry over Jay’s alleged infidelity when she went off in the elevator, which he underscores in his new song, “Kill Jay Z”

Saying Solange is the less successful sister is an understatement by far. Beyoncé makes millions while Solange makes records about how she dislikes white people touching her hair. The goal is to make it big on Billboard, not Buzzfeed. She hasn’t seen superstardom levels of fame like her sister because she’s the physical manifestation of “woke twitter.” And being incessantly bitter about your hand dealt to you in life won’t break the hot 100 charts. Unless you have blonde weave, a big butt, and a catchy beat in the background of lyrics to a song you didn’t write yourself. That would also make you the better sister Beyoncé. In order to be great, you must be fake. 

_{Photo Credit: Flaunt Magazine}