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Jenna Bentley And The Runaway Boob

Sometimes body parts have a mind of their own. And some women aren’t as well endowed as Jenna Bentley when it comes to chesticles. She managed to upset so many massive mammary loving men in her fan base when she announced possibly getting a breast reduction because of an unruly boob. How selfish. Her 36E melons are all natural and assaulted her while out on a job. You can imagine how upsetting it is to get a titty in your face during work hours. Just kidding. If I could start every Monday that way I’d be such a better man. 

“The other week I was sprinting down the beach in California. I was just wearing a bikini but just wanted a fast run out. It was a beautiful morning and the sun was rising. I was going full pelt, leaping over the waves on the shore when suddenly I felt something heavy smack against my chin.” “It felt like I’d been sucker-punched and it knocked me off balance and I fell over. No one else was around and when I looked down I saw my right boob had come out,” she said. “It was like someone had thrown an uppercut at the exact moment I jumped a wave. It could have knocked me out.”

Fun fact. Did you know that besides being a model Jenna is also a musician, songwriter, choreographer and DJ? Do you really even care what talents she possesses outside of those gnarly super sized knockers that almost knocked her out cold? Yeah, me neither. She says her boobs pop out during work outs even when she wears a super-strength sports bra. I’m currently trying to find out what gym she attends. Not to be some kind of creep. Just to lend a helping hand in holding those puppies down while she gets really wet from working out. I’m even willing to help her shower afterwards because I’m just that nice of a person. 

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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