Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these pap smear pics from the momentous occasion, and I can only assume it’s because Hadid does us the courtesy of hiding her face in at least a couple of the pics while showing off her only redeeming feature(s). Lord knows people aren’t lining up for what’s going on below the waist. Unless they think they’re witnessing at one of those tragic old-timey circus sideshow acts from the 1800’s. Step right up to see a whore. 

Hadid had to be aware that photographers were parked outside of this diner, so naturally let her shirt slide down to just above her nipples because that’s what a true lady does when her entire career hinges on being men’s fap fantasies. It’s a living. Being attracted to Bella Hadid means that the Japanese are winning, so I need to keep reminding myself that this is how she looked before the upgrades. Don’t go into the light. Light meaning Hadid’s heaving milk bags. My existential crisis can’t be over fucking Bella Hadid’s boobs. I didn’t mean that the way it sounds. But… yeah.


Photo Credit: Backgrid

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