Gwen Stefani Gets Felt Up

If we needed any more confirmation that Gwen Stefani is still only human we just got it. America’s first line of defense against terrorism known as the TSA personally made sure she wasn’t in possession of any explosives. A nice cavity and crevasse search really does bring home the lesson that life after music is rough. In a few years you can go from private jets to public pat downs. The TSA are notoriously under-qualified human beings for the tasks they’re responsible for. Which isn’t surprising as their other employment options were either corrections officer or some other diploma only middle-class salary income position.

Gwen Stefani was hauling ass and avoiding questions about haters hating on BF Blake Shelton‘s Sexiest Man of the Year title, but it didn’t matter because TSA eventually put the brakes on her hustle.

Gwen was just like everyone else who traveled Tuesday … trying to get through security at LAX, only she became one of the unlucky few who got a FULL pat-down and was wanded after her full body scan.

TSA agents are basically ex Burger King employees who lived everyday in fear of eviction. They were forced to frequent .gov job listings in order to find a way to keep the lights in their studio apartment on. No child dreams about having a job that involves squat searching celebrities and possible terrorists at a terminal. Did you really think some poverty stricken public transportation utilizing lady with five kids to feed is actively worrying about the next possible Osama Bin Laden? I’m willing to bet my bottom dollar the agent only wanted to touch Stefani where the sun doesn’t shine. I gave Gwen Stefani a good grab makes for an excellent Facebook post or coffee conversation from one plebeian to another. 

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