Sometimes adults have a hard time being adults, especially when feelings are involved. Most women just have the hardest time dealing with rejection when they’ve been told their entire life that they have the golden ticket tucked between their legs. No man can ever say no, and if they do they must be exclusive members of the slob knob society. Enter Piers Morgan and Omarosa Manigault. Morgan claims Manigault offered herself up as a sexual sacrifice during their time on Celebrity Apprentice. When he turned down the beltway conservative’s beef curtains all hell broke loose.
Morgan’s recollection of events:
“Omarosa sidled up to me at the New York Mercantile Exchange and said, quite seriously, ‘Piers, do you want a showmance?’ ‘A what?’ I replied. ‘A showmance. You know, a romance on the show — we get it on together. Happens all the time on ‘Apprentice.’ Everyone has sex together. Then we can make lots of money out of it,’” Morgan wrote.
“I stared at her grasping, ferociously ambitious little eyes, and laughed,” Morgan continued. “‘You must be joking, you deluded woman.’ She didn’t take it well. ‘What are you? Gay?’”
According to Morgan, after he rejected the offer, Manigault decided to “repeatedly question my sexuality in the most crude and offensive manner.”
Among the instances, Morgan wrote, was when Manigault “snarled” at him, “Shut the f— up, a–hole … How are your kids going to feel when they wake up and discover their dad’s a f—ing f—-t?”
Any woman with a career in politics personally offering anyone outside of their equally elderly spouse some sexy time are the same sexual nightmare scenarios that will make anyone wake up in a cold sweat. Never have I ever looked at Hillary Clinton with lust in my life. Hot women in politics are just now starting to have their renaissance era like school teachers. It’ll be a while before the “I wouldn’t mind stuffing her ballot box” comments for hot candidates becomes a thing. Huckabee is one ugly lazy-eyed son of a gun but Hicks gives me hope.
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