In many ways Jermey Meeks picks up where Kevin Federline left off. Women have been screwing over men since the day they had figured out public sympathy plus the Venus flytrap sitting between their legs can net them more money than they could ever make with a nine to five. Men for the most part have been the breadwinners in many households and women were traditionally trophy pieces and caretakers. But men like Kevin and Jeremy are laying out the blueprint on how to convincingly swap conventional gender roles and be more believable in their new status than Bruce Jenner in a dress. Meeks put a bun in the billionaire heiress’ oven to ensure he’ll never have to work again when the couple splits because they eventually will.
Jeremy Meeks has gone from prison to heiress girlfriend Chloe Green‘s baby daddy. A source tells the publication that the 27-year-old heiress to the Topshop empire — whose father is British multi-billionaire Sir Philip Green — is expecting her first child with the 34-year-old felon turned model.
Jeremy ditched a wife and kids to date a woman whose face is about as attractive as the idea of shitting yourself in gridlock traffic. But she’s worth some money so announcing you’re going out to buy cigarettes only to go AWOL on a less lucrative woman would seem like a good idea to a one-dimensional felon. Luckily on his trip to the store he slipped into some valuable vagina instead of that revolving door the warden warned him about when he left prison. But it won’t be long before sexy Squidward leaves Chloe to be with a woman he finds more attractive. After the child support checks from her start rolling in of course.
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