Any of you doubting that the relationship between an Armenian hooker and a gay rapper can thrive need look no further than this steamy Insta kiss between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I mean wow. Get a room you two. TMZ is calling this “making out” but it’s more like Kim assaulting Kanye’s mouth with a kind of sideways half-kiss as he struggles to picture her as a man. Thankfully… not… hard… to do.
In this video, West has all the conviction of Michael Jackson sucking face with Lisa Marie Presley on stage at the VMAs, while Kim really does seem to be doing her best to make them seem like two people who are sexually attracted to each other. It doesn’t, um, work. The two are known for not posting PDA to their social media accounts, and now we know why. Because it’s just too hot to handle! The fact that Kayne feels obligated to stay with his fake wife is pretty sad considering no one would give a shit if he just came out of the closet. Kim would be freed of wearing his heinous clothes and he would be freed of having to contract a half dozen STDs everytime he got within five inches of her.
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