While you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s kun… vagina, the ol’ thing still has the ability to make the news, and everyone’s talking about the new pic Kardashian posted to pimp perfume on the KKW Fragrance Instagram. I can’t post it because we’re obviously wildly legit, so you’ll have to head here if you like gross things. If we’re going by this image, the fragrance most likely smells like Vagisil and crying scared gay rapper dick. Oh or maybe it smells like warm baked bread as an ode to the chunks of yeast that fall out of Kim’s kavernous kun… vagina. Either way, I’ve obviously already preordered it to spray on things I don’t want my dog to touch.
As if seeing almost vag wasn’t enough to dazzle and delight Kim’s millions of bot followers, she also posted a hand bra tit pic (here) on her own profile, and at this point I’m wondering what the end goal is for Kim. She has money. She has fame. Is this the kind of thing where someone wants positive reinforcement for a part of them that they know is banged up and disgusting? Like when an amputee leaves the stump visible so they can count any interaction that day as a validating success? And I have to see them on the street and suddenly try to remember what my expression would be in that moment if I wasn’t horrified? Or does Kardashian actually, in her heart of hearts, think that seeing her almost vag is a positive experience for her fans? Genuinely curious at this point.
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